We're wondering how
many haikus it will take
before this is over


Our nominee for Free Software of the Week is <http://www.oblomovka.com/code/haiku/haiku>

It's a Python script that lets you find accidental haiku in any text file, as we did in the LDP Howtos way back in 2000. One Linux mailing list contained these:

Well, Junkbuster won't
let me view it. I'm sure it's
fascinating, though.

I would rather chew
my leg off than use Netscape
web servers again.

Solaris weenies
and retards: /opt/foo should be
/usr/lib/foo dammit.

Orinoco has
by far the best range, and a
very nice driver.

Bush's passion for
literary works was sparked
at an early age.

You'll believe us. You
have no choice. INTERACTIVE
COMPUTER SERVICE.

Nielsen has never
created a beautiful
design in his life.

A section in the
cathedral bar area
is reserved for us.

Even Richard Stallman is a (haiku) poet and doesn't know it. From the gnu.org site, this haiku about the economic harm of proprietary software:

"One person gains one
dollar by destroying two
dollars' worth of wealth."

Our nominee for Free Software of the Month is "mencal - a menstruation calendar - is a program looking like linux program cal. The difference is, that in mencal some days are colored red." <http://lide.punknet.cz/mccohy/mencal/english.html>


- Don Marti